John Philip “Bakkies” Botha, born 22 September 1979 in Newcastle, KwaZulu-Natal Province and played as a lock for the Springboks until 22 November 2014.
SOME SPRINGBOKFAN ‘FACTS’ ABOUT BAKKIES BOTHA …
🙂 Bakkies Botha is so strong he can tear a page out of facebook.
🙂 Bakkies Botha never dials the wrong number. You are just answering the wrong phone.
🙂 Bakkies Botha has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
🙂 Bakkies Botha doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it
🙂 Bakkies Botha can strangle you with a cordless phone.
🙂 Death once had a near-Bakkies Botha experience.
🙂 Bakkies Botha can slam a revolving door.
🙂 Bakkies Botha doesn’t need a GPS. Bakkies Botha decides where he is.
🙂 The sheep on Bakkies Botha’ farm are the ones that give us steel wool.
🙂 Bakkies Botha will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
🙂 Bakkies Botha can speak Braille.
🙂 When Bakkies Botha throws a boomerang it doesn’t dare come back.
🙂 Bakkies Botha never ever farts. Why? Because nothing ever escapes from Bakkies Botha.
🙂 Some kids pee their name in snow. Bakkies Botha pees his name in concrete.
🙂 Bakkies Botha is the only man who collects red cards as a hobby.
🙂 Bakkies Botha’s pee is the main ingredient in Red Bull.
🙂 The Americans want Bakkies Botha to run for US President but clever Bakkies informed them that he prefers rugby to running.
🙂 Bakkies Botha can recharge a flat car battery by just staring at it.
🙂 Bakkies Botha does not know his real first name anymore.
🙂 Bakkies Botha can tweet from a pay-phone.
🙂 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, there were already 3 missed calls from Bakkies Botha.
🙂 The Kimberley Big Hole was not created by diamonds diggers. Bakkies Botha decided to put his foot down
🙂 The only time that Bakkies rests is when he watches Riaan Cruywagen read the news on SABC2.
🙂 Other than the great wall of China, Bakkies Botha is the only human being visible from outer space.
🙂 The sheep on Bakkies Botha’s farm are never slaughtered. They are hired out as security guards by other farms.
🙂 Bakkies Botha’s blood has been replaced by battery acid – just to slow him down a bit.
🙂 When Bakkies Botha throws milk over his rice crispies, they don’t dare make a sound!
🙂 Naas Botha, Chuck Norris and Rocky all sleep in Bakkies Botha pajamas.
🙂 The first thing that Bakkies Botha does when he gets to the sea is to swim two lengths thereof.
BAKKIES BOTHA, A big presence on the field and in the Springbok squad! Who currently takes his place as our ENFORCER?
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